Christian Stevenson is a character in Colin McRae DiRT 2, DiRT 3 and DiRT Showdown.
Behind the scenes[]
Christian has compiled all the soundtracks in the recent DiRT games. He is also a DJ for Kerrang and has presented numerous extreme-sports TV shows.
Roles[]
Colin McRae DiRT 2[]
Christian is the announcer, commentator, and he can be heard DJ-ing in the background during menus. He also informs the player of new rewards and prizes.
DiRT 3[]
Christian is your in-game PR manager.
DiRT Showdown[]
In Showdown, he plays the events commentator.
Quotes[]
Colin McRae DiRT 2[]
- "Awesome man! You just won the X-Games America!" - when the player wins X-Games America
- "The race is gone! Elvis has left the building." - when the player wins a race
- "I hope they close the roads for the next race - wait, I think that was my job... uh, forget I said that." - Christian realizes he's made a pretty big mistake; too late to fix that, he's DJing!
- "Like trying to hug a shark." - describing extreme sports; this fortunately isn't one of them
- "I've noticed most humans like loud noise and big explosions. Just wait until the sun explodes!"
- "I've got a bunch of liveries for you!" - when new liveries are unlocked
- "Ken Block's number is 43. That's one more than the answer to life, the universe and everything!" - making a smart reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- "The point of Raid is to burn the villages and steal as much loot as you can! Oh, wait, that's a Viking raid..."
- "Some of these stunts these drivers do, I would definitely do at home. But then, I'm an idiot."
DiRT 3[]
- "I'll turn you into an international superstar in no time!" - when the player starts the DiRT Tour
- "What did I tell ya? Keep racing like that and you'll be a household name!" - when the player wins their first race
- "Fancy a donut?" - introducing the Donut Tutorial in Gymkhana Academy
- "Ah, drifting. That's how you get the crowd going. Show 'em how it's done Ken." - Stevenson introduces the Drift Tutorial in Gymkhana Academy
- "Ellie'll be stoked you're practising so hard." - when the player ends a Battersea freeride in DiRT 3
- "Upload that footage to YouTube. It rocks!" - Stevenson prompts the player to utilise the video-uploading feature in DiRT 3
DiRT Showdown[]
- "Hey, (callname), how's it goin'?" - when the player begins the game
- "And they did it! They won!" - When the first vehicle crosses the finish line
- "DOMINATED!!!" - when a driver Dominates a section of the track in a Domination event
- "Aww, and they almost had it!" - When a lead car spins out just before the finish
- "I bet they feel good about that overtake" - When passing a racer vehicle
- "There's a new leader out there setting the pace" - When overtaking 1st place in a race
- "Sweet Overtake" - When Passing a racer vehicle
- "They're Moving up the Ranks" - When Passing a racer Vehicle
- "Someone call the police - this is illegal it's so rad!" - after a particularly nasty crash
- "It's like the two cars are kissing... aww." - when two cars have a head-on collision
- "It's like two cars crashing into each other... oh wait... they are" - head-on collision
- "Reminds me of two cars running into a brick wall" - head-on collision
- "Release the hounds!" - at the start of a Hard Target event
- "Spin to win" - when a car spins out
- "The spin-to-win tactic only works in snowboarding..." - when a car spins out
- "Spinning round... like a reccord... baby" - when a car spins out
- "I guess they think driving straight is boring" - when a car looses control
- "I can't wait for this one - crossovers, chaos and carnage. Let's hit the road!" - at the start of an 8 Ball race
- "Rubbing is racing - and that's gonna leave a mark." - after a side-swipe
- "Oh, and the lead car has been dissed and dismissed!" - when the leading vehicle in a Demolition event is wrecked
- "Gimme an O! Gimme a U! Gimme a T... tea? Yeah, I fancy a cuppa! Oh yeah, dude's out..." - after a vehicle has been knocked out of the ring in a Knock Out event
- "They're like a magician. Chazzam! They're back in!" - when a vehicle reenters the ring in a Knock Out event
- "Ram, bam, slam, thankya ma'am!" after a crash
- "T-Bone-a-licious!" - after a t-bone hit
- "Shunt!" - after a shunt hit
- "Can't do THAT in a hybrid!" - after a driver drifts in a Hoonigan event
- "Boom! Head Shot!" - when the player performs a Head Shot move in a Demolition event.
- "Uh-oh! Someone ragequit!" - after a player exits an online lobby.
- "Common! Do something already!" - when a player makes no contact in a rampage for a certain time
- "One, two, three, four, who wants a car war? Yeah!"